What the hell's that on my shoe,
     some god awful brown stinky goo.
I don't think it looks like gum,
     it just came out of that little dog's bum.

          scoop, scoop doggie do,
          scoop scoop, scoop doggie do.
          walk like this and pinch your nose
          when it go's squish between your toe's
          now scoop, scoop doggie do.

Now since your goin' out the back,
     take the gloves and the little brown sack.
Grab that medal shovel too,
     and clean up all of that doggie do.

          scoop, scoop doggie do,
          scoop scoop, scoop doggie do.
          walk like this and pinch your nose
          when it go's squish between your toe's
          now scoop, scoop doggie do.

          you posta' you posta'
          you posta' keep me happy.