She came into my life like a southern hurricane.
A wild and crazy young filly that I thought that I might tame.
Heard the bar tender holler "is there a doctor in the house"?
Someone give him a shot before the devil becomes his spouse.

      And I want to talk to you baby,
     Have you been snookin' someone else?
     I'm glad I found out before you were my wife,
     That you've been double dippin' in the onion dip of life.

Why does it get so quite when I walk back into a room?
If life was full of chimpanzees I'd be the big baboon.
Maybe I'd better stop and think about
     what is good for my own sake,
Why do my friends think I'm makin' such a terrible mistake?

     And I want to talk to you baby,
     Have you been snookin' someone else?
     Well I'm glad I found out before you were my wife,
     That you've been double dippin' in the onion dip of life.

      Now a drunk in the mens room said
          "now let me make this perfectly clear".
     He put his arm around me,
          And he slobbered in my ear.
     Son I don't mean
          to take that smile off of your face,
     But I think your old lady's' had,
          Every man in the place, wooh!

     And I want to talk to you baby,
     Have you been snookin' someone else?
     Well I'm glad I found out before you were my wife,
     That you've been double dippin' in the onion did of life.