Well I Love you and I hate you, you crazy bugger you.
And I'm tired of you stickin' your face in everything I do.
Well you lie you cheat, you've got stinky feet
     you manic psychiode you.
But I love you and I hate you, you crazy bugger you.

Said I love you and I hate you, you crazy bugger you.
You’re a real neat bunch of people you’re a pathological zoo.
Excuse me while I figure out which one of you I'm talkin' to.
But I love you and I hate you, you crazy bugger you.

Said I love you and I hate you, you crazy bugger you.
Sometimes when I'm sleepin' and there's not much else to do.
I feed your paranoidal nightmares by screemin' the word BOO!
But I love you and I hate you, you crazy bugger you.

Said I love you and I hate you, you crazy bugger you.
You’re a mansion in the mountains for any doctor that sees you.
Well I bet you a hundred dollars that your favorite color's periwinkle.
But I love you and I hate you, you crazy bugger you.

Said I love you and I hate you, you crazy bugger you.
Because you’re a thief I sing the kleptomaniac blues.
Because when you left you took the right half
     of fourteen pair of my shoes.
But I love you and I hate you, you crazy bugger you.
Said I love you and I hate you, you crazy bugger you.
Said I love you and I hate you, you crazy bugger you.